Please Select Mode Of Death: Quick And Painless Or Slow And Horrible.

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"Please select mode of death: quick and painless or slow and horrible."
"Yeah, I'd like to place a collect call." -Fry
"You have selected slow and horrible." -Automated voice
"Great choice." -Bender

You have all the characteristics of a popular politicia
a horrible voice, bad breeding, and a vulgar manner. -- Aristophane...
I don't believe this. You hate Denebian Slime? You deserve a horrible wasting death, uncurable by any means!
Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
Death is nature's way of telling you to slow dow

Please Select Mode Of Death: Quick And Painless Or Slow And Horrible.

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