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Good Lord. What Is This?" -Fry "It's The Decaying Ruins Of Old New York.
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"Good lord. What is this?" -Fry
"It's the decaying ruins of old New York. Welcome home, pal!" -Bender
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Bender: Old New York, the city that inspired a casino in Las Vegas.
Listen, Bender, where's your bathroom?" -Fry "Bath what?
Bender "Bathroom." -Fry "What room?" -Bender "Bathroom!...
Bender: I need a calculator. Fry: You are a calculator. Bender: I need a good calculator.
I refuse to fight! I'm a concientious objector." -Bender "A what?
Fry "You know, a coward." -Bende...
Ahhh! We're gonna die! Right?" -Fry "Right." -Bender "Ahhh!" -Fry
Fry: I've only got two fantasies left: to be invisible in a chocolate factory, and to be romantically linked to a celebrity.
Bender: I could pound your head 'til you think that's what happened. Fry: Okay....
It's a hybrid of texas-state bluegrass, and a New York sensimillia.
This stuff is great, cuz you can go play a good eighteen holes on it, take it home, and get stoned enough to play jesus bells on it....
Farnsworth: Oh my God!! Fry: What is it? Farnsworth: It's..It's...It's my new pager!
Asking a Republican Senate and Democratic House to make a law is like trying to fry a single egg in two pans.
-- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981...