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• Crash Course In Brain Surgery
• Dr. Zoidberg: "Talk to the claw." Bender: "Bite my collosal metal ass.
• Burns: [saws off the top of Homer's head. No blood, very clean.
  The top of Homer's head rolls away.] Smithers, hand me that ice-cream scoop....
• Females have PMS, I have SRH, Sperm Retention Headache
• A bird in the hand doesn't count in poker.
• Poker players do it with their own hand.
• We have had a number of discussions and, believe me, if I thought I was hurting the ticket, I'd be gone.
• Good teachers, said a bank, should be rewarded. With that in mind, the bank ask various educational officers to submit names for a check for $
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