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• There are only two things in this world that I am sure of, death and taxes, and we just might do something about death one of these days.
  -- shade...
• Bender: He's gay. Leela: How do you know? Bender: I have this thing called gaydar.
• Each problem solved introduces two new unsolved problems. -- Phil Gree
• Jim, this is Janelle. I'm flying tonight, so I can't make our date, and I gotta find a safe place for Daffy.
  He loves you, Jim! It's only two days, and you'll see. Great Danes are no problem!...
• Jim? This is Janelle. I'm flying tonight, so I can't make our date, and I've gotta find a safe place for Daffy.
  He loves you, Jim! It's only two days, and you'll see. Great Danes are no problem!...
• A solved problem creates two new problems, and the best prescription for happy living is not to solve any more problems than you have to.
  -- Russell Bake...
• Bender: Pardon me, brother. Care to donate to the anti-mugging you fund?
  Leela: We don't need to beg, Bender. For God's sake, we're not veterans....
• In accordance with our principles of free enterprise and healthy competition, I'm going to ask you two to fight to the death for it.
  -- Monty Pytho...
• Monty Python "In accordance with our principles of free enterprise and healthy competition, I'm going to ask you two to fight to the death for it.