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Cop: "He's Making A Break For It. Get Him!" Fry: "No, No, I Was Just Picking My Nose.
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Cop: "He's making a break for it. Get him!"
Fry: "No, no, I was just picking my nose."
Cop: "He's picking his nose. Get him!"
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I wasn't picking my nose...I was scratching.
Before I go out to take a picture of someone, I just stop at the city desk and say, 'Do you want him gazing out toward the sunset or picking his nose?
' -- Calvin Trilli...
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I'm not picking my nose, I'm pointing to my brain.
Stop picking your nose and go to the next message
You are at a business lunch when you are suddenly overcome with an uncontrollable desire to pick your nose.
Since this is definitely a no-no, you: (a) Pretend to wave to someone across the room and with one fluid motion, bury your forefinger in your nostril right up to the 4th joint....
Homer: Ooh! Let's pick him up! Marge: No! What if he's crazy?
Homer: And what if he's not? Then we'd look like idiots....
George Washington, father of our country. George Washington, when he was just a child, just a boy, honesty was his trademark.
The classic story we all remember was when George Washington's father came up to George and said, "George Washington--father of our country--my son--I want to ask you a question....