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• Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to say in those awkward situations?
  Worry no more... Do as I say, not as I do. Do me a favour and don't tell me about it....
• Skinner: Now, Bart, son. I don't know what you think you saw .
  .. but, uh ... let me assure you... Krabappel...
• I refuse to fight! I'm a concientious objector." -Bender "A what?
  Fry "You know, a coward." -Bende...
• The words `I am...' are potent words; be careful what you hitch them to.
  The thing you're claiming has a way of reaching back and claiming you. -- A. K. Kitselma...
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  Homer: Marge, I didn't tell 'em personal stuff. Marge...
• Joey: Hey, this isn't about juice anymore, alright man.
  Chandler: Alright, so what's it about? Joey: Eggs....
• Michelle: You should be chief. Fry: What do I need, ulcers?
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