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Fry: What's With The Eye?
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Fry: What's with the eye?
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I betcha Leela's holding out for a nice guy with one eye.
Fry "That'll take forever. What she oughta do is find a nice guy with two eyes and poke one out....
Listen, Bender, where's your bathroom?" -Fry "Bath what?
Bender "Bathroom." -Fry "What room?" -Bender "Bathroom!...
Hermes: Dating your ex, Fry? Have you lost all self-respect? Fry: All what?
Michelle: You should be chief. Fry: What do I need, ulcers?
Farnsworth: Oh my God!! Fry: What is it? Farnsworth: It's..It's...It's my new pager!
Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye.
Fry: I've only got two fantasies left: to be invisible in a chocolate factory, and to be romantically linked to a celebrity.
Bender: I could pound your head 'til you think that's what happened. Fry: Okay....
This is a great, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus.
Heh heh." -Fry "I don't get it." -Leela "I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all....
What, after all, is a halo? It's only one more thing to keep clean. -- Christopher Fry