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Bender: Well I Don't Have Anything Else Planned For Today, Let's Get Drunk!
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Bender: Well I don't have anything else planned for today, let's get drunk!
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Let's get drunk and be somebody else.
Let's get drunk and be somebody.
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I don't have a drinking problem. I drink I get drunk I fall down No problem
No, I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem!