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Bender: Yeah, Well I'm Gonna Build My Own Lunar Space Lander!
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Bender: Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander!
With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space
lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
Related:
I'm gonna go build my own theme park... with blackjack and hookers!
In fact, forget the park!" -Bende...
Have you ever played 0246 ... Spacewar? 0247 ... Star Trek?
0248 ... Wumpus? 0249 ... Lunar Lander? 0250 ... Empire? -- from THE HACKER TEST...
Fry: "Well, thanks to the internet I'm now bored with sex.
Is ther a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence?...
A crisis is when you can't say "Let's forget the whole thing.
Bart: Milhouse...Milhouse! You win. I want this nightmare to end!
[a space-suited figure answers the door] Robo...
Hibbert: Yes, I remember Bart's birth well. You don't forget a thing like.
.. [dramatic] Siamese twins! Lisa: I believe they prefer to be called "conjoined twins"....
A mind is a terrible thing to ...uhhh...I forget...
Forget it.
Memory is a thing we forget with.