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• Human female: "All in all. This is one day that mitten the kitten will not soon forget.
  Morbo: "Kittens give Morbo gas. In later news the city of New New York is doomed....
• Morbo: "Morbo will now introduce tonights candidates.
  Puny human number one, puny human number two and Morbo's good friend Richard Nixon....
• Human female: "And so with two weeks left in the campaign, the question on everyone's mind is, who will be the president of Earth?
  Jack Johnson or bitter rival John Jackson. Two terrific candidates, Morbo?...
• Human female: "The holiday season is time of celebration for most but it is also the time to remember the tragic suffering of the less fortunate.
  Morbo: "Earthlings do not yet know the meaning of suffering....
• Human female: "The sheer drama of this election has driven voter turnout to it's highest level in centuries, six percent.
  Morbo: "Exit poll show evil underdog Richard Nixon trailing with estimated zero votes....
• All humans are vermin in the eyes of Morbo!" --Morbo
• There are two million interesting people in New York and only seventy-eight in Los Angeles.
  -- Neil Simo...
• According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac, the best place to live in America is the city of Pittsburgh.
  The city of New York came in twenty-fifth. Here in New York we really don't care too much....
• According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac, the best place to live in America is the city of Pittsburgh.
  The city of New York came in twenty-fifth. Here in New York we really don't care too much....