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• Matrimony is a process by which a grocer acquired an account the florist had. -- Francis Rodma
• Fellow programmer, greetings! You are reading a letter which will bring you luck and good fortune.
  Just mail (or UUCP) ten copies of this letter to ten of your friends....
• Waiter: Would you care to select the wine? Bart: I'll do the honors.
  [takes the wine list, reads it] No, no, no, no!...
• RTFAQ /R-T-F-A-Q/ imp. [Usenet: primarily written, by analogy with RTFM] Abbrev.
  for `Read the FAQ!', an exhortation that the person addressed ought to read the newsgroup's FAQ list before posting questions....
• RTFAQ: /R-T-F-A-Q/ [USENET: primarily written, by analogy with {RTFM}] imp.
  Abbrev. for `Read the FAQ!', an exhortation that the person addressed ought to read the newsgroup's {FAQ list} before posting questions....
• And the list goes on...
• Law school has been described as a place for the accumulation of learning.
  First-year students bring some in; third-year students take none away....
• Sir! I'm so sorry my grocer committed you. We'll never shop there again!
  -- Smithers, "The Old Man and the Lisa...
• Modems are G-R-R-R-R-REAT!!!