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• All generalizations are false, including this one. -- Mark Twai
• The radical of one century is the conservative of the next.
  The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them....
• Put all your eggs in one basket and -- WATCH THAT BASKET. -- Mark Twai
• You have a mongrel perception of humor, nothing more
  a multitude of you possess that. This multitude see the comic side of a thousand low-grade and trivial things -- broad incongruities, mainly...
• Sex is one of the most beautiful, wholesome, and natural things that money can buy.
  -- Steve Marti...
• In the space of one hundred and seventy-six years the Mississippi has shortened itself two hundred and forty-two miles.
  Therefore ... in the Old Silurian Period the Mississippi River was upward of one million three hundred thousand miles long ....