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• A bunch of Polish scientists decided to flee their repressive government by hijacking an airliner and forcing the pilot to fly them to the West.
  They drove to the airport, forced their way on board a large passenger jet, and found there was no pilot on board....
• Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil?
  you're crazy. -- Drillers to Edwin Drake, geologist, 1859...
• The easiest way to teach children the value of money is to borrow from them.
• Good friends are so hard to come by: may we all value them when we find them. -- Anon.
• Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil?
  You're crazy." --Drillers who Edwin L. Drake tried to enlist to his project to drill for oil in 1859....
• There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
  -- Mark Twai...
• Oh, he [a big dog] hunts with papa," she said. "He says Don Carlos [the dog] is good for almost every kind of game.
  He went duck hunting one time and did real well at it....
• ecurity through obscurity (alt. `security by obscurity') A term applied by hackers to most OS vendors' favorite way of coping with security holes -- namely
  ignoring them, documenting neither any known holes nor the underlying security algorithms, trusting that nobody will find out about them and that people who do find out about them won't exploit them....
• Have you noticed the underground mazes yet? There are four of them, one below each island.
  If you manage to thread through them, you'll find a short-cut between the islands....