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• Imhoff's Law: The organization of any bureaucracy is very much like a septic tank -- the really big lumps always rise to the top.
• Imhoff's Law The organization of any bureaucracy is very much like a septic tank -- the REALLY big chunks always rise to the top.
• Always store beer in a dark place.
• In an orderly world, there's always a place for the disorderly.
• The Bureaucracy Principle: Only a bureaucracy can fight a bureaucracy.
• Where will YOU be when your laxative starts working?
• Nelson: Lisa, cops are chasing me! I need a place to hide!
  [Homer opens his window] Homer: Lisa's window is the next one....
• Force has no place where there is need of skill.
• Force has no place where there is need of skill. -- Herodotu