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• Windows - A method of dividing a computer screen into two or more unusably tiny portions.
  -- From the Government Computer News, November 21, 1988 Issue...
• Word Processor - Software that magically transforms its user into a professional author.
  -- From the Government Computer News, November 21, 1988 Issue...
• Spreadsheet - A program that gives the user quick and easy access to a wide variety of highly detailed reports based on highly inaccurate assumptions.
  -- From the Government Computer News, November 21, 1988 Issue...
• Integrated Software - A single product that deftly performs hundreds of functions the user never needs and awkwardly performs the half-dozen he uses constantly.
  -- From the Government Computer News, November 21, 1988 Issue...
• Database Manager - A program that allows the user to manipulate data in every conceivable way except the absolutely essential one he or she conceives of the day after entering 20 Megabytes of raw data.
  -- From the Government Computer News, November 21, 1988 Issue...
• Programming graphics in X is like finding sqrt(pi) using Roman numerals. -- Henry Spence
• CRN: Convert to Roman Numeral
• 0459 Have you ever computed pi to more than a thousand decimal places?
  0460 ... the number e? -- from THE HACKER TEST...
• Since the generality of persons act from impulse much more than from principle, men are neither so good nor so bad as we are apt to think them.
  -- Hare...