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• But Honey, I need TWO 486's!
• A VGA card and a Herc monitor.
• No spitting on the Bus! Thank you, The Management.
• You just need to develop a callous. [pricks her finger and lights a lighter under it] You see?
  Now <that's> a sewing finger, honey....
• Try Dbase 1.0! It's loaded with "Features"!
• Borland liked dBase so much they bought the COMPANY
• IF gray_matter IS NULL THEN; GOTO dBASE; ENDIF
• Waiting for my '$99.95 dBase offer' from Borland!
• ickle a bug vt. To cause a normally hidden bug to manifest itself through some known series of inputs or operations.
  You can tickle the bug in the Paradise VGA card's highlight handling by trying to set bright yellow reverse video....