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• Read the next message STUPID....!
• Steve has been captured by a flying saucer and can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name, phone number, and a message, I'll have him call you back as soon as he gets away.
  Read all about it in next week's National Enquirer....
• High message: 943432. Message you last read: 59.
• Top Secret message - please read, print and eat.
• What are you looking down here for? Read the message.
• This label is the target of a goto from outside of the block containing this label AND this block has an automatic variable with an initializer AND your window wasn't wide enough to read this whole error message.
  -- Apple's MPW C compiler Error Message...
• pam vt.,vi.,n. [from "Monty Python's Flying Circus"] 1.
  To crash a program by overrunning a fixed-size buffer with excessively large input data....
• It is necessary to restate the President's viewpoint very clearly, and that is that we are a party that is diversified.
  We are a party that, though we have a position on abortion, that those who disagree with us should not feel excluded because of that issue....
• Computer generated voices:) 1: Hello, there are no real people here to answer the phone right now.
  2: Yeah, nobody but us machines! 1: Right, just us machines, but don't hang up!...