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• Always pull up survey stakes. -- George Hayduke
• Your son still sliding down the banisters?" "We wound barbed wire around them.
  "That stop him?" "No, but it sure slowed him up....
• Plagues and famine and pestilence always seem to get me down.
  I always feel so miserable whenver I'm around. -- A. Yankovic, Generic Blue...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• I may not always be perfect, but I'm always me.
• Ah, these good, efficient, healthy-minded people, they always remind me of those optimistic tadpoles who bask in a puddle in the su
  in the shallowest of waters, crowding together and amiably wriggling their tails, totally unaware that the next morning the puddle will have dried up and left them stranded" -- Carl Jung...
• Though I'd been taught at our dining room table about the solar system and knew the earth revolved around the su
  and our moon around us, I never found out the moon didn't come up in the west until I was a writer and Herschel Brickell, the literary critic, told me after I misplaced it in a story....
• Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. --Oscar Wilde