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But Until You Get Your Eyes Checked By The Eerie School Nurse, You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet.
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"...But until you get your eyes checked by the Eerie school nurse, you
ain't seen nothing yet."
-- Marshall, "Just Say No Fun", Eerie Indiana
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I'll show you fun. Simon, let the games begin. -- Marshall, "Just Say No Fun", Eerie Indiana
Just when you think you have a handle on how weird Eerie is during the day, the whole town does a bellyflop at night.
-- Marshall, "Zombies in P.J.s", Eerie Indiana...
Come and get me? You big bag of wind?? I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure it's not smart to tease a tornado.
-- Marshall, "Tornado Days", Eerie Indiana...
Mummy: "What did you say this projector in a bottle is called?
Marshall: "Television." Mummy: "Truly dreadful invention....
In Eerie, Indiana, when you scrape away the surface weirdness, what you find is .
.. more weirdness. -- Eerie Indiana...
Note to myself: never make a deal with your parents without a lawyer.
-- Marshall, "Who's Who", Eerie Indiana...
My name is Marshall Teller, and I've learned an important lesson about Reality.
In this life you can either follow the script they give you, or demand a rewrite....
As we walked deeper and deeper into that musty old house, I kept asking myself - Marshall, why are you such a bone head.
-- Marshall, "The Dead Letter", Eerie Indiana...