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• We are called the nation of inventors. And we are. We could still claim that title and wear its loftiest honors if we had stopped with the first thing we ever invented, which was human liberty.
  -- Mark Twai...
• In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French
  I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language. -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)...
• All the modern inconveniences ... -- Mark Twai
• Be virtuous and you will be eccentric. -- Mark Twai
• Mark Twain had it right, of course.
• ... all the modern inconveniences ..." -- Mark Twai
• Be good and you will be lonesome. -- Mark Twai