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Buy one, get one free? Does it have to be in that order?
Buy three tubes of Mister Blister, get one free.
-- Patty reads a discount coupon, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
Pet Store: "Buy one, get one flea.
Guinan: "Must be terribly frightening for you to be totally defenseless after all of those centuries of being omnipotent!
Q: "I'm warning you, I still have friends in high places....
Buy one, get one flea." -- Japanese Pet Store
People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
Number One, buy me a Pontiac!