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• A "critic" is a man who creates nothing and thereby feels qualified to judge the work of creative men.
  There is logic in this; he is unbiased -- he hates all creative people equally....
• A touchstone to determine the actual worth of an "intellectual" -- find out how he feels about astrology.
  -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A. Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...
• The more you love, the more you can love--and the more intensely you love.
  Nor is there any limit on how many you can love. If a person had time enough, he could love all of that majority who are decent and just....
• Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human.
  At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wear shoes, bathe and not make messes in the house....
• Sin lies only in hurting other people unnecessarily.
  All other "sins" are invented nonsense. (Hurting yourself is NOT a sin--just stupid....
• This sad little lizard told me that he was a brontosaurus on his mother's side.
  I did not laugh; people who boast of ancestry often have little else to sustain them....
• Minimize your therbligs until it becomes automatic
  his doubles your effective lifetime -- and thereby gives time to enjoy butterflies and kittens and rainbows....
• Any government will work if authority and responsibility are equal and coordinate.
  This does not insure "good" government; it simply insures that it will work....
• Waking a person unnecessarily should not be considered a capital crime.
  For a first offense, that is. -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A. Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...