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Call 911. $3.00 First Minute, $1.00 Each Additional Minute.
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Call 911. $3.00 first minute, $1.00 each additional minute.
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No, just another minute on the modem, and THEN you can call 911!
TV: So call me now! $5 for the first minute, $2 for each additional minute!
Homer: [dials the number] Voice: You... have reached....
Eddie's First Law of Business: Never conduct negotiations before 10
00 a.m. or after 4:00 p.m. Before 10:00 you appear too anxious, and after 4...
I usually take a two-hour nap, from 1:00 to 4:00. -- Yogi Berra
Make friends with sysops; page them at 3:00 am.
The end of the world will occur at 3:00 p.m., this Friday, with symposium to follow.
United Way meeting at 3:00 this afternoon at St. John's.
What else can you do at 3:00 am?