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Call Immediately. Time Is Running Out. We Both Need To Do Something Monstrous Before We Die.
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Call immediately. Time is running out. We both need to do something
monstrous before we die.
-- Message from Ralph Steadman to Hunter Thompson
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We are, after all, professionals. -- Hunter S. Thompso
It was the right thing to do. We had no choice. We are, after all, professionals.
-- Hunter S. Thompso...
We're running out of adjectives to describe our situation.
We had crisis, then we went into chaos, and now what do we call this?...
The time has come to kick ass. -- Hunter S. Thompso
What If Bill Gates Was a Stand-Up Comedian? 1. None of his jokes would be funny.
2. Subliminal message hyping Microsoft and Windows 98 would be inserted throughout his performance....
We had time taken away from us, and now it's been given back to us because it's running out.
-- Barbara, EDGE OF DESTRUCTION...
In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward-mobile-and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts togethe
ot necessarily to win, but mainly to keep from losing completely....
Thompson, if he is to be believed, has sampled the entire rainbow of legal and illegal drugs in heroic efforts to feel better than he does.
As for the truth about his health: I have asked around about it....