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Calling All Units! Leading Monster Stampede Through The Bottomlands To Lower Forty!
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"Calling all units! Leading monster stampede
through the bottomlands to lower forty!... Set up
ambush on flanks!... Also, do not shoot me!...
Repeat!... Do not shoot me!!!"
-- FLAMING CARROT vs the Giant Japanese Monsters!
Related:
SOLDIERS do it with shoo
Aha! Pronoun problems. It's not 'shoot you, shoot you', it's 'shoot me, shoot me'.
So, go ahead, shoot ME, shoot ME <BLAM>... You're Despicable. -- Daffy Duck...
I am FLAMING CARROT! Even best friends fear me a little!
Monsters come in many forms. And do you know the greatest monster of them all?
Guilt. -- McCoy, "Obsession," stardate 3620.7....
I'll do it tomorrow, quit calling me a procrastinator!
A moderator AND a tagline thief... JUST SHOOT ME!
PLEASE SHOOT ME I KNOW COBOL!!!
Shoot me, please, I can't take it anymore!
I just want to shoot it, yes I do!