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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Never allow your child to call you by your first name.
  He hasn't known you long enough. -- Fran Lebowitz...
• Jimmy Hoffa, please call your office immediately!
• It is always preferable to visit home with a friend.
  Your parents will not be pleased with this plan, because they want you all to themselves and because in the presence of your friend, they will have to act like mature human beings....
• Vibrating cosmic waves Spirit electricity Kaleidoscopic treat In the endless sea.
  -- Bad Brains "She's Calling You...
• Deteriorata: Go placidly amid the noise and waste and remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.
  Avoid quiet and passive persons unless you are in need of sleep....
• Start with:) Hello, this is Adrian; I'm just returning your call.
  (Later change it to:) Hello, this is Adria...
• When you can't breathe through your nose, tomorrow seems strangely like the day before yesterday.
  -- E. B. White...
• Two aspects of your last statement defy the course of nature as I know it.
  First . . . "Peace, as you call it, is an illusion....