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Calm? Of COURSE I'm calm! I've never been so calm in my LIFE!!
IF I WERE ANY MORE CALM, I'D BE DEAD!!!!!!!
-- Wilbur, Rescuers Down Under
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Life is the storm before the calm...
One day I shall burst my bud of calm and blossom forth into hysteria
No, I understand now," Auberon said, calm in the woods -- it was so simple, really.
I didn't, for a long time, but I do now. You just can't hold people, you can't own them....
Calm down, it's *only* ones and zeroes.
Calm Down! It's only ones and zeros!
Brad: Principal Skinner, let's try some rage work. I want you to pretend this dummy right here is your mother.
Skinner: OK, I'll try. Brad: Tell this dummy mother exactly how you feel right now....
I may look calm, but beneath this cool exterior is a churning iceberg ready to explode.
Homer: You'll never guess what happened, Marge. Are you ready?
I have a feeling that we may win... the lottery!...
To calm me down, hit [CTRL]+[ALT]+[DEL]