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CALUMNUS, N. A Graduate Of The School For Scandal. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
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CALUMNUS, n. A graduate of the School for Scandal.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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NIHILIST, n. A Russian who denies the existence of anything but Tolstoi.
The leader of the school is Tolstoi. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
ACCORD, n. Harmony. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
IMPUNITY, n. Wealth. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
TRUCE, n. Friendship. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
CANNIBAL, n. A gastronome of the old school who preserves the simple tastes and adheres to the natural diet of the pre-pork period.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
ACCORDION, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.
-- Ambrose Bierce "The Devil's Dictionary...
ACHIEVEMENT, n. The death of endeavor and the birth of disgust.
-- Ambrose Bierce "The Devil's Dictionary...
ADAGE, n. Boned wisdom for weak teeth. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
AFRICAN, n. A nigger that votes our way. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary