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Cannibalism suits you.
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Cannibalism is a small price to pay for popularity.
'Shit Happens' according to... Cannibalism: Don't eat the shit.
One out of suits with fortune. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act i, Sc. 2
Summer is that time when you discover what is new in bathing suits, and also, what is new out of these.
The wimple suits you, Baldrick. But...it completely covers my face.
.. Exactly... -- Edmund and Baldrick : Captain Cook...
Make love in the shower. That way you can get your birthday suits cleaned and pressed.
Vests are to suits as seat-belts are to cars.
Marrying a man is like having your hair cut short. You won't know whether it suits you until it's too late to change your mind.
-- Jane Goodsell...