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• Do you know what I'd like to do if there weren't so many people around?
  Break a chair across my teeth? Well, after that. Ain't love grand?...
• What can you do at 3 AM? Psssttt - got a modem??
• What else can you do at 3:00 am?
• I am Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise.
  Delighted you're feeling better, Captain. The Admiral and I were worried about you....
• Picard: "I'm Captain Jean-Luc Picard, of the Federation Starship Enterprise.
  Cytherian: "Hierarchical collective command structure!...
• Riker: "I don't know who any of you are." Picard: "Neither do I.
  I don't...I don't even remember who I am." -- "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2...
• Picard to bridge, where am I?
• Worship me! I am the Picard!