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Can you say "Pervert", I thought you could.
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Can you say critical mass? I knew you could.
Anyone who wants to can call themselves a pervert or a queer, but slut is a compliment you have to earn.
YOU VACUOUS STUFFY-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!
Microsoft Mandatory Survey (#8) Customers who want to upgrade to Windows 98 Second Edition must now fill out a Microsoft survey online before they can order the bugfix/upgrade.
Question 8: If you could meet Bill Gates for one minute, what would you say to him?...
22) "You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right!
I never would've thought of that!'" --Dave Barry...
Excuse me, what did you say? Oh, I thought you said "Whop".
If I was being executed by injection, I'd clean up my cell real neat.
Then, when they came to get me, I'd say, "Injection?...
Believe in yourself ... reach for things that no one else thought you could.
Be the best person that you can be. Don't be limited by someone else's standards....
I thought that you thought... must be mistaken.