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Capitalism Is Based On The Assumption That You Can Win.
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Capitalism is based on the assumption that you can win.
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1) You can't win. (2) You can't break even. (3) You can't even quit the game.
-- Ginsberg's Theorem Every major philosophy that attempts to make life seem meaningful is based on the negation of one part of Ginsberg's Theorem....
Ginsberg's Theorem: (1) You can't win. (2) You can't break even.
(3) You can't even quit the game. Freeman's Commentary on Ginsberg's theorem...
Capitalism says you can win, Socialism says you can break even, and Religion says you can join another game.
COLLABORATION: A literary partnership based on the false assumption that the other fellow can spell.
Collaboration: A literary partnership based on the false assumption that the other fellow can spell.
Collaboration, n.: A literary partnership based on the false assumption that the other fellow can spell.