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• Does things the traditional, uncivilized way. -- System V Unix, and the Klingon Empire
• One does not patronize a Klingon warrior. -- Riker, "Sins of the Father", stardate 43685.2
• This is Captain William Riker of the Klingon vessel PAGH.
  I order you to lower your shields and surrender....
• Captain Kirk, why does your phaser look like a dust buster?
• Q: How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Seven. Scotty has to report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the Engineering Section is getting dim, at which point Kirk will send Bones to pronounce the bulb dead (although he'll immediately claim that he's a doctor, not an electrician)....
• I am a Klingon, sir. For me to seek escape when my captain goes to battle.
  .. "You are a Star Fleet officer, Lieutenant." Aye, Sir....
• Picard: "Captain's Log, Stardate 43685.2. As part of an exchange program, we are taking aboard a Klingon occupant to return the recent visit of Commander Riker to the cruiser Pagh.
  -- "Sins Of The Father", Stardate 43685.2...
• Q: "As a fellow Klingon, if you would speak to the captain on my behalf, I would be *eternally* grateful.
  Which doesn't mean as much as it used to, I admit." -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1...
• Worf: "Captain, we are being hailed by the Klingon homeworld.
  Picard: "Gowron or K'Tal?" Worf: "Neither, sir. It is the junior adjutant to the diplomatic delegation....