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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
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  Each creature in its own manner clung tightly to the twigs and rocks of the river bottom, for clinging was their way of life, and resisting the current what each had learned from birth....
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  Each creature in its own manner clung tightly to the twigs and rocks of the river bottom, for clinging was their way of life, and resisting the current what each had learned from birth....
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  He said it was "an obscene period in our nation's history....
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