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Captain Picquard Trusts His Bartender's Instincts And Saves The Federation.
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Captain Picquard trusts his bartender's instincts and saves the Federation.
-- Karl's synopsis of a recent Star Trek episode
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Mr. Spock succumbs to a powerful mating urge and nearly kills Captain Kirk.
-- TV Guide, describing the Star Trek episode _Amok_Time_...
Your logic was impeccable, Captain. We are in grave danger. -- Star Trek
Sulu: Captain, Klingons off the starboard bow. Kirk
[covering his face in annoyance] Again with the Klingons....
Star Trek Lives!
Captain Kirk speaks figuratively, and with undue emotion, but what he says is essentially correct, and I do, in fact, agree with it.
-- Mr. Spock -- Star Trek...
Scotty: "Captain, we have PLENTY of power!
-- Dave Letterman -- One of the Top Ten Lines You'll Never Hear on Star Trek...
So you're from outer space!" "Actually, I'm from Iowa
I just WORK in outer space." -- Captain Kirk on careers -- Star Trek IV...
Not Now! I'm watching Star Trek! (The Real Star Trek).
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