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• My, aren't you the Klingon calling the Cardassian bumpy?
• There you go, bringing class into it again...
• Alien: On this cable system, we receive over one million channels from the furthest reaches of the galaxy.
  Bart: Do you get HBO? Alien: No, that would cost extra....
• Cardassian Burger: How many pickles do you see?
• Cardassian Scale: How many pounds do you see?
• The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people, and don't come in clearly enough.
  -- Bill Mahe...
• How many Directors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. No, five. No, you go away - four. YES! Four! Perfect!...