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• Knock on wood.
• Zaphspeak (n.) -- an accretive post-industrial colloquiallistic, hieratically neologistical semantic-driven locution methodoly
  a micromodular metaphrasal and deconstructed character-based transmorphic, content-specific monosyllabic textually-based concatenated transmission medium with unique intersubjective symbolic-interactive vernacula...
• The medium is the massage. -- Crazy Nigel
• The medium is the message. -- Marshall McLuha
• The following appeared in a memo from the chief executive of a video game company.
  "We have recently been offered the opportunity to buy the rights to produce a video game based on the soon-to-be-published children's book 'Squirrel Power,' by Peter Wood....
• The programmers of old were mysterious and profound.
  We cannot fathom their thoughts, so all we do is describe their appearance....
• The programmers of old were mysterious and profound.
  We cannot fathom their thoughts, so all we do is describe their appearance....
• 100 blocks of crud on the disk, 100 blocks of crud!
  You patch a bug, and dump it again: 101 blocks of crud on the disk!......