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• Recently deceased blues guitarist Stevie Ray Vaughan "comes to" after his death.
  He sees Jimi Hendrix sitting next to him, tuning his guitar....
• Sysop - A guy who likes watching others use his computer.
• TRANSVESTITE BUDDY -- a guy who will give you the skirt off his back.
• Man who has tool in box is not necessarily carpenter. -- Confuciu
• I bet you have never seen a plumber bite his nails.
• A guy down the hall has a wooden stake in his window with a sign that reads "BREAK GLASS IN CASE OF VAMPIRE.
• If men are not afraid to die, it is of no avail to threaten them with death.
  If men live in constant fear of dying, And if breaking the law means a man will be killed, Who will dare to break the law?...
• Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one. -- Sam Raybu
• Any jackass can kick down a barn but it takes a good carpenter to build one. Lyndon B Johnso