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Cat: Fast, Psychotoc Animal Bred For Target Practice.
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Cat: Fast, psychotoc animal bred for target practice.
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It is against the law to use occupied clothing for target practice.
Cat: (n) An Unprogrammable Animal.
A cat's purr is the rumble of peace in the animal kingdom -- Rainey
Cat: A nice animal, frequently mistaken for a meatloaf.
Cat - small animal when defurred, resembles Chinese food.
Bite the hand that won't feed you fast enough. -- Cat Rule #2
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
-- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)...
Descartes thought an animal, that couldn't talk, couldn't think, or so he taught, but to summise, my cat thinks otherwise.