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Cat: I Could've SWORN I Heard The Can Opener!
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Cat: I could've SWORN I heard the can opener!
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Call my cat? No, I just run the can opener.
My cat only likes me when I run the electric can opener.
Lost: gray and white female cat. Answers to electric can opener.
I know everything, but I'm sworn to secrecy.
I 've wandered east, I 've wandered west, Through many a weary way
But never, never can forget The love of life's young day....
I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
I have a photogenic memory. -as opposed to photographic.
When this was first told to me, I could have sworn he'd said photogenic member, but apparently I misheard....
I have heard the mavis singing Its love-song to the mo
I 've seen the dew-drop clinging To the rose just newly born....
First, assume a can opener...