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• ARENA, n. In politics, an imaginary rat-pit in which the statesman wrestles with his record.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Cat \kat'\ n. 1: A dog with an attitude problem.
• HOUSE, n. A hollow edifice erected for the habitation of man, rat, mouse, beelte, cockroach, fly, mosquito, flea, bacillus and microbe.
  _House of Correction_, a place of reward for political and personal service, and for the detention of offenders and appropriations....
• How do you make a cat go moo? Ask it "Does a dog have the Buddha-nature?
• SACRED, adj. Dedicated to some religious purpose; having a divine characte
  inspiring solemn thoughts or emotions; as, the Dalai Lama of Thibe...
• A cat's courage is as strong as the dog's chain.
• The Pet Principle: No matter which side of door the cat or dog is on, it's the wrong side.
• A dog is a dog, a bird is a bird, a cat is a person.
• Your cat may have 9 lives, but my frog croaks daily...