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Actors Do It In The Lime Light.
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Actors do it in the lime light.
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Actors do it on camera.
Actors do it on cue.
Actors do it on stage.
How many guitarists/actors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One hundred. One to screw it in and 99 to say, "Oh, I can do that....
The world 's a theatre, the earth a stage Which God and Nature do with actors fill.
-- Thomas Heywood (c. 1574-1641) -- Apology for Actors (1612)...
How many actors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight....
How many actors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the light bulb and one to say "what's the big deal, I could have done that....
PHYSICISTS do it at the Speed of Light.
How many actors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
A finite number F. One to change it and F-1 to act in a stereotypical manner according to the part they're playing....