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Cats Instinctively Know The Precise Moment Their Owners Will Awaken .
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Cats instinctively know the precise moment their owners
will awaken ... then they awaken them ten minutes sooner.
-- Garfield's Law
-- Jim Davis
Related:
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat. --Jim Davis (Garfield the Cat)
History is a nightmare from which we are trying to awaken. -- James Joyce
Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule
when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses -- John Weitz...
Like the time I ran away... And turned around and you were standing close to me.
-- YES (Going For The One/Awaken)...
May you have nightmares each night and may you awaken each time to find yourself in another nightmare.
May you learn the secret of life in every dream, then forget it each time you awaken.
He knew the precise psychological moment to say nothing.
Already we have turned all of our critical industries, all of our material resources, over to these .
. . things . . . these lumps of silver and paste we call nanorobots....