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• Occluded Casements Forestall Inadvertent Defenestration.
• I drive OS/2 now cause I'm sick of being a crash dummy for Windows.
• It's funny 'cause I don't know him.
  -- Homer watches footage of actual car crash victims, "Duffle...
• Here on earth I'll have my cake Gonna eat it too, make no mistake 'Cause if it's a question of to be or not to be I'll put on my boots and go see what I can see.
  -- Crash Test Dummie...
• crash 1. n. A sudden, usually drastic failure. Most often said of the system (q.
  v., sense 1), esp. of magnetic disk drives (the term originally described what happens when the air gap of a hard disk collapses)....
• Avoid contact with skin.
• No chance for contact, there's no Raison D'Etre.
• oast 1. n. Any completely inoperable system or component, esp.
  one that has just crashed and burned: "Uh, oh ... I think the serial board is toast....
• Head Crash - what your crash helmet is for.