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• ACCORDION, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.
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• Elektra. Over there. It's a flying dwarf. -- Strange doings in ELEKTRA: ASSASSIN
• You know what we can be like: See a guy and think he's cute one minute, the next minute our brains have us married with kids, the following minute we see him having an extramarital affair.
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• John Lennon's assassin was carrying a copy of "The Catcher in the Rye" when he shot the famous Beatle in 1980.