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• Please check your firearm at the door.
• Marge: With Bart gone and now you with your father, I'm not going to have anyone to -- Lisa
  [75 RPM] Thanks mom, bye! [runs out the door] Marge...
• Your cancelled check is your receipt.
• They refuse your offer, but say thanks.
• Homer: {[ringing doorbell] Sugar man! [eats some from the bag]} Skinne
  {Door-to-door sugar? [chuckles] What a marvelous idea....
• Love is knocking at your door.
• Homer: You know, my kids think you're the greatest.
  And thanks to your gloomy music, they've finally stopped dreaming of a future I can't possibly provide....
• Check for *.bat's in your c:\belfry\ !
• The right selection: Check your erection.