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Cheese It, Cheddar-breath, You Can't Fight America's Action Hero, See?
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"Cheese it, cheddar-breath, you can't fight America's Action Hero, see?"
-- Gangster in The Firesign Theatre's production of
"The Giant Rat of Summatra"
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....and his hideous clockwork dog, Toto...." -- Firesign Theatre, "The Giant Rat of Summatra
A power so great, it can only be used for Good or Evil!
-- Firesign Theatre, "The Giant Rat of Summatra...
For I perceive that behind this seemingly unrelated sequence of events, there lurks a singular, sinister attitude of mind.
"Whose?" "MINE! HA-HA!" -- Firesign Theatre, The Giant Rat of Summatra...
The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath. -- W. C. Field
If you are beginning to doubt what I am saying, you are probably hallucinating.
-- The Firesign Theatre, _Everything you know is Wrong_...
Danger, you haven't seen the last of me! No, but the first of you turns my stomach!
-- The Firesign Theatre's Nick Dange...
Beware! Your brain may no longer be the boss. -- Firesign Theatre, Everything you know is Wrong
I'm going to have you wrapped in a U.S. flag and burned personally by the President, in high octane American gasoline!
-- The Firesign Theatre movie, J-Men Foreve...