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• Quote #212 "This sort of reasoning is the long-delayed revenge of people who could not go to Woodstock because they had too much trig homework.
  -- Stewart A. Baker, Chief Counsel for the NSA, on cryptio anarchy, Wired, June 1994...
• One of the chief duties of the mathematician in acting as an advisor.
  .. is to discourage... from expecting too much from mathematics. -- N. Wiene...
• If I drink this funny-looking beer, will my pee turn green, too?
• Humpty Dumpty had too much egg nog to drink...
• I had too much to dream last night. -- Electric Prune
• You obviously had too much to drink again last night!
• Well, you'd be angry too if you had a tree put a move on you as fast as that one did on me, which is why the car is totally ruined.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• Poop can be a pleasant word.