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  often used in comments that imply that a scheme is inappropriate technology (but see elevator controller)....
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• oaster: n. 1. The archetypal really stupid application for an embedded microprocessor controlle
  often used in comments that imply that a scheme is inappropriate technology (but see {elevator controller})....