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• We're all cremated equal. -- Jane Ace
• All men are born equal. The tough job is to outgrow it.
• All men are created equal. All women are created superior.
• All men are created equal, but some must be sent to Siberia.
• Though I have said above that all men by nature are equal, I cannot be supposed to understand all sorts of equality.
  Age or virtue may give man a just precedency. Excellency of parts and merit may place others above the common level ....
• As men, we are all equal in the presence of death. -- Publius Syrus (42 BC) -- Maxim 1
• And I will do all these good works, and I will do them for free!
  My only reward will be a tombstone that says "Here lies Gomez Addams -- he was good for nothing....
• All bits are created equal.
• Time wounds all heels. -- Jane Ace